I know this is the way you see yourself, all Founding Fathery and stuff. You have even somehow managed to convince almost half of the people in the nation to see you this way. But when I look at this picture, the only part that seems right to me is that your head might well be solid granite.
On the other hand, being the self-absorbed artist type that I am, I have no trouble at all seeing this…










It’s a good look!
The safest way to get stoned.
Yea I don’t see it either but he would be great for representing a teeth whitening product.
It is the polished granite. He has dentures made from it.
That explains it!
I am here to answer all your questions… usually with other questions, but still, I try.
Crazy Horse riding on a horse is being carved out of rock. The back end of the horse could be an appropriate place for Romney, but then I would have to take pity on the horse.
What about right behind the tail end of the horse? A big steaming pile of Mitt.
Even better.