We need more special days…

So once again I randomly grabbed something from my crap-filled drawers of mystery. It was an unfinished idea, written on pages ripped from a 1987 calendar that I must have once used as a note pad for jotting down crazy ideas. In those drawers are an astounding collection of  every kind of paper ever made, bar napkins, old envelopes, pages of every size and color. On them are ideas for plays, jokes, novels, finished and unfinished songs and stories, and just things I thought were funny at the time. There is nothing on earth sadder than me with an idea and no paper, trust me…

The premise of this idea is simple. If we can take the time to have a Groundhog Day and a Columbus Day, we can sure as heck afford to add some more special days to our calendar. I will transcribe…