…Sorry for the delay, but I had to pick myself up off the floor and get my laughter under control.

Like many artists, (and most socially inept sociopaths), I never get tired of talking about myself. It is always all about me!

On the other hand, this is all about my art, not just Art in general…(that was a joke, sort of)… The good news is that I am not all that interesting (once you remove the art from the Art) so we can get through this rather quickly. Thank you for bearing with me, if indeed you have.

Here are some interesting facts about me. In fact theses facts are the only interesting facts about me;

1. I have had more near-death experiences in my life than anyone else I have met. Stick around long enough and you will probably hear them all…

2. I actually am 6 feet 4 inches tall. I know every…