Wait… Sorry… that came out wrong…
I guess I could have said; I am not not following you because you suck… But that is a double negative, and it sounds like I am following you, and you do suck.
I could have tried; I am not following you, but you don’t suck… That comes across as condescending and rude.
What I meant to say was that if you are following me, and I am not following you yet, it is not because you suck.
All I really want to say is that I try to go through my list of followers whenever I have a chance, and read a few things, and then I am frequently caught up in your charm and wit and stunningly deep observations and astounding pictures and then I click follow buttons like a court stenographer transcribing th O.J. Simpson trial, and will no doubt end up following you like a love-sick puppy for all the rest of your days.
But not in a creepy stalker kind of a way… oh, no.
(And please, make comments. Comments are a nice way to let someone know not only that you liked something they did, but it is a chance to showcase how deep and clever you are. We all like having our ‘like’ button tickled… oh, yeah… but brilliant comments are the way to get noticed)…
Thank you.
Pouring My Art Out 
i’ll comment here just as this post makes us followed guys seem pretty special 😉 but yeah, i only follow those blogs i really feel are special. It does make those award things tricky though when you have run out of people to give awards…
Word.
I guess we are extra special when you follow up…kinda like the special sauce on a big mac…
What if I already follow you and you already follow me. Is this good or bad. Should I ignore this post? Should I comment less or more. Are we both Bloring? This is brain explosion material
I have blown quite a few minds in my day… but that sounded wrong…
I guess it is to late to ignore so lets get metaphysical
Bloring is a good thing. I like blors.
Sorry blores
And smores
Yum
Moo
I like my blores like I like my blesbians, ready and waiting.
Wait, what do we do with words that already start with ‘bl’, like blemishes or blintzes or black? We can’t just say blblack blblemishes eating blblintzes, we would sound like Porky Pig, for crying out loud.Maybe we should be writing this down… oh, wait, we are…
lol, that is too funny. I think the whole “bl” thing will blow over soon. It really was just a post mocking the need to constantly clarify whether or not something happened on a blog or in real life.
It is a real language now, like pig latin, Klingon, and Elvish…
I hate starting trends. 😉 I think blesbian, blover, and blush should stay. Oh, and FTF and FWB we could have a lot of fun with those two.
Wait, I missed something… big surprise… what are FTF and FWB? Free the Feet? Follow What Blitotches?
The world’s definition is Friends That F#$@, or Friends With Benefits. My definitions are First That Followed and First WordPress Buddy.
John is my FTF for the bad girl blog. It is a good way to tease him.
So now who is swearing on someone’s blog, miss cussypants?
Is this your good blog? Sorry PMAO…wait a second, you asked…
My mistake. But yes, I only have a good side. Unless you count my pirate side, which doesn’t count.
Pirates cuss right? Just change the bad f word with farrrrrrk. That sounds like a pirate right?
If he needs a fork that is how a pirate would ask for it.
How about furrrrrrrck?
Pirate belching.
So, how would a pirate say it?
I am sure it would be in the flowing vernacular of the day. “I’ll be havin’ me way with ya, now, me bonnie strumpet.” “I’ll spin you like a ship’s wheel, ’cause you’re drivin’ me nuts.” or just the good old, “Prepare to be boarded.’ or ‘Clear the decks for action.” Anything about the mainsail or a broadside, you should be ok, but any mention of the poop deck, bail out while you have the chance.
Laughing out loud for real. Those are great. I’ll go with “prepare to be boarded”.
I take your point.
I will keep a lid on my jealousy.
Feel free to edit and/or remove anything I say. I do it sometimes on the good blog. I’m like my own censor.
I may just get rid of all your comments then. Right after I cut off my own hands and blow up my own car and bite my tongue off, and other things that I don’t care at all about. How was that for reverse sweet sarcasm?
Impressive… I like all the gory details!
I don’t want you to think I am going to quit buttering you up just because you have seen my blog naked… I mean, my blog was naked, not you while you were reading it… of course, if that’s how you roll, I am fine with that… but…never mind.
Lol, I am at the point now where I like it all. Naked, dressed, up, down, sideways…I like it all.
If you put that on a t-shirt, men would surround you like zombies after the last living person on earth… just saying.
I’ll call the printing company. 😉
I do a similar thing. Too many emails otherwise. I always return comments to people who comment on mine.
And your comments are almost as crazy as you are.
Well I’m just pushed the follow button (not because you told me to and not because you suck). Wait did that make sense?
It made perfect sense to me, and thank you.
You have a beautiful way of pushing people’s buttons. 😉
Well I am Bats.
Confidence is a sexy look for you. 😉
I know you ain’t talkin’ to me.
I was talking to Bats. I’m leaning more blesbian each moment.
Bats are awesome.
Pompous ass, yes. But in an endearing sort of way. You do what pleases you and that’s cool. I don’t think you’d be interested in my blog, anyway, and that’s ok. I like yours – a lot – and that’s that. I like the art, Art. And I like the way you write. You had me at, ‘you suck’, Jerry Maguire.
See, you are growing on me like I wouldn’t believe.
Ok. Now that I’ve figured out who’s following whom, and who sucks and who doesn’t (I think), and I think you like likes, but comments don’t suck either, I will move on to the next blog that I follow and feel the relief of less confusion. But not before saying, it don’t make me no never mind if you follow me or not. I get enough of a kick out of reading your stuff when the mood strikes me, which is often cause you don’t suck. Write on…like you need me to tell you.
That is the best attitude ever. I am a pompous ass and you have put me in my place. I humbly apologize. I get so caught up in ideas and trying to be funny. I have this persona as a person who is pretty dumb, and sometimes I live up to it. Nobody needs my advice. I was just feeling bad for not having time for everyone I want to get to know. I don’t know any other way for people to stand out other than to wave.
What you should have said was nothing.
That is usually the case.
I don’t follow everyone who follows me, and vice versa, and so on and such like and stuff. Here’s a video to clarify:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv1i0F0nB5o
I can’t get the sound to play, but nice costumes.
Yeah. Not bad for a bunch of cross dressing symphonic metal dudes.
Undoubtedly…
It is easy to click the follow button, easy to click the like button, terribly time consuming to leave a comment at all the blogs one follows and likes!
An excellent point indeed.
You’ve attained new heights, or depths, depending upon one’s perspective.
My depth goes in many directions.
Is this an example of blog whoring, or bloring as the girls put it yesterday?
No, it is an example of how much I appreciate it when other people are doing it.
lol, comments are the best.
I am going to stop doing my blog and just do comments.
I love it when you talk dirty, Joe. 😉
I’m trying to think of something clever, but I recently spent time in Alabama. You’re required to turn in a portion of your IQ at the border, and they haven’t mailed it back to me yet. So, temporarily, I may suck.
You sucked me right in with your humorous post. No choice but to comment.
Thank you so much. Sorry this is late, but it got lost somewhere.
You are hilarious. I’m totally not un-following you because you don’t suck.
The English language is so confusing… but thank you.
The English language is so confusing… but thank you. And see, now I am becoming curious about you.
Uh-oh. You know what curiousity did to the cat…
It took the cat out dancing, right?
only in my dreams…!!
You dream of dancing with cats… now I really am intrigued…
Dear pmao,
So let me get this straight – you’re asking the people who you don’t follow but they follow you to make lots of comments on your posts, not just click the Like button?
Love Dotty xxx
I went to far?
Dear pmao,
No, you didn’t go too far — I was just asking, that’s all. Admiring your cheek. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
I am a cheeky monkey.