The ninjas are still stuck in my head…
They are doing weird things in there…
They might be creeping around and messing with the wiring…
Or I might just be really, really weird…
They seem to be attacking everything that enters my mind…
And sometimes I am completely OK with that…
In fact, sometimes I find myself wondering what the outcome of such a duel would be…
Because some of these fights would be epic match ups… Like you see on that Deadliest Warrior show…
And some would be just pure slaughter…
Ooh, I was hoping that Dick Cheney guy would show up… No, wait, it is his distant ancestor, Dick Flintheart…
And I am OK with that… Really I am… I hope that ninja goes full Lorena Bobbitt on that Dick, and cuts his big, fat head right off…
(Just so you know, I am very proud of the restraint I am showing in this series of posts. I was very tempted to make these pictures sort of gruesome. Little Oompa Loompa body-parts strewn about the landscape… but I took the high road, and I am OK with that as well)…
Pouring My Art Out 
OMG! Dick Flintheart has made his totally enjoyable, if ill fitting, debut into my Desktop Slideshow!!! 😆
Just don’t forget to give me credit… unless a lawyer shows up for copywrite violations… then it is all on you.
Playing again?
Haha, so I went to see what new posts there were…and I was bombarded with images of your ninjas for a good long while! Very funny I must say, the last one with Fred “Dick Cheney” Flintstone totally made me laugh.
Haha, anyways, totally nominated you for an award:
Keep up those mad photoshop skills!
Thank you. I will try to get to that tomorrow. I gotta go to bed.
I need help… how do I link to old posts?
I am so sorry. I spent an hour and a half trying to do a post with all those links and stuff, then I somehow deleted the whole freekin thing by hitting one wrong button, and I do not know how to get the earlier draft, so I am giving up. Sorry.
You never have to apologize to an English major!
Sorry, that was a major mistake on my part, when I was trying to win a minor victory. I just made a short post that might tickle your literature bone… uh, if you see what I mean…
Um, I think I’m losing the thread here! Very entertaining post!
OK, that was a bit of obvious suckuppery… from a high school dropout in the 70’s to someone who is obviously more than well versed in our language. I thought if I could get a chuckle out of you, then that should be worth at least a few intellectual credits in my internal quest to make up for not finishing school.
Just so you know, neither my blog nor I have a thread to lose, so no pressure there. But it isn’t all about funny ninja pictures either.
Was any of that English even passable? Not that I am trying to elicit free advice, mind you. That would be presuming upon our friendship.
I wont ask you to read the novel I just finished, either.
I wandered around a bit in your blog today and enjoyed everything I read. No problems with English that I could see. They seem to have supported most of us in our linguistic development back in the day. Nowadays, evidently not so much. But by “they” I don’t mean only the schools–even those of us who claimed to be “non-readers” back then did a fair amount of reading, it was built into the culture. But the first year I was teaching, one of my students suddenly fell in love with reading, and changed his major to psychology from something like “sports management”–and his roommate asked him to move out because he had “become too unsociable.” That is, he was spending some of his time reading instead of just shooting the breeze. Seems like the last decade or two have been all about shooting the breeze, or rather texting the breeze….
Oh, getting on my hobby horse. Before riding off in all directions, I will dismount.
I had friends in the 70’s that bragged that they had never read a book unless they were forced to. I am a voracious reader. I have emergency spare books in both bathrooms, my car, and so on. Thanks for taking the time to poke around. I did an open letter from Mr. Shakespeare to Sam I Am called Shakespeare’s repast, which I am particularly proud of.
SO glad Cheney’s ancestor showed up! (If the ninja took him out, would recent history change?)
All of history would have changed… for the better…
That’s what I was thinking….
I do apologize for the Lorena Bobbitt reference…
Or I might just be really, really weird…
No, really?
What are you saying???
“Or I might just be really, really weird…” Ya think?
LOL. Loved these ones.. My favorites so far
It is going to get weirder than this…
Can’t wit…..
The ninja could have taught Veruca Salt a valuable lesson. The brat from Willy Wonka. Not the all-female grunge band of the same name.
She needed some ninja discipline…