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Well, I don’t usually give advice to terrorist extremists… but here’s an idea…

Why don’t we try something new… you know… just for a change… and not blow people up… or shoot them… or behead them. As I understand it, your goal is to get people to follow your religion. I am not … Continue reading

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Hey, terrorists, have you ever considered the fact that terrorism just doesn’t work?

I was thinking about it, you know, like I do about stuff, and the thing is… and this is a pretty important thing, if you happen to be a terrorist… but terrorism is not only cruel and evil, it is also … Continue reading

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I have a crazy idea… don’t kill anybody today…

And I mean all of you. Terrorists, freedom fighters, militants, murderers, psychopaths, supremacists, anarchists, extremely angry, disgruntled people… I mean all of you. And that includes anybody who is thinking of killing themselves. Just don’t do it. Not today. If … Continue reading

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Oh, and I almost forgot to do this post what with all that has been going on, but here it is; Screw you, Rudy… (pronounced ‘Rude-ee’) Giuliani, you can’t just proclaim that somebody else does or doesn’t love someone or something, because that isn’t how love works, you human-shaped skin bag of phlegm!!!

How was that for a title? I guess I have been seething about Rudy’s comment that the President doesn’t love America. Like republicans are experts on love now. And didn’t he cheat on his wife? Or was it two wives? ***(oh, … Continue reading

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Dear Islamic fundamentalist terrorists, I have some good news, and I have some bad news…

It turns out that yes, it’s true, there are 72 virgins waiting for you in paradise if you martyr yourself. The bad news is that they all got to paradise by being blown up or shot… by other Islamic fundamentalist … Continue reading

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A short story… and a warning… with a twist…

BIO-WEAPON   The Commander stood on the hillside watching his soldiers run the obstacle course. Thirty hand-picked men, lean and sinewy as hungry wolves. This would be their last day of training. The attacks were to begin in the morning. … Continue reading

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