Tag Archives: joke

I like big buts, and I cannot lie…

Posted on November 13, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Oh man… I crack me up…

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Drunk dialing the dog…

Posted on August 29, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Last night, my wife and I went out for Mexican food. I had a couple margaritas. On the way home, with her driving, I just happened to glance at the screen of her in-dash monitor that was displaying a split-screen of … Continue reading →

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Hey, Jude…

Posted on May 21, 2015 by pouringmyartout

I’m really sorry, but I still don’t know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall…

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Look, I don’t want to be the one to have to tell you this…

Posted on April 27, 2015 by pouringmyartout

… but tattoos, mini skirts, skinny jeans and crop-tops all look better on young, fit, attractive people… Hey, we were all thinking it… I am just the only one with the guts to say it out loud…

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In tribute to the 40th anniversary of Saturday Night Live, I give you this obscure reference…

Posted on February 16, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Don’t look at my monkey, cheeky bum…

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Breaking news!!!

Posted on February 13, 2015 by pouringmyartout

According to Facebook, my new little cousin, Clark, whom you might remember from the pictures of our Christmas trip to the Bay Area, is suffering from a horrible rash that has swollen his lips up until they look like a … Continue reading →

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So… uh… yeah…

Posted on February 3, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman. And his mom’s name is Esther Jenner. I might never stop laughing.

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And now… for the very first time ever… you are going to see a live magic trick… performed right here… on this blog…

Posted on January 17, 2015 by pouringmyartout

This requires intense concentration and absolute silence… You must focus your mind on this screen and not make a sound… Clear your thoughts… Let your inner self settle into a still pond in a quiet, shaded forest clearing… Now follow … Continue reading →

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Spot the Doobster… part 7…

Posted on January 15, 2015 by pouringmyartout

And when you spot him… Don’t forget to salute him…

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Hey look… crack squirrel tracks… I told you they were real…

Posted on January 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

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