
Well, I started off just doing mirror-images of animal faces looking right into the camera, but that was boring.

A symmetrical animal face isn’t really any more interesting than the original picture.

Where as these cracked me up.

I mean, where else can you go to see these kinds of things?

Sure, you could drop acid, smoke pot, drink absinthe and shoot heroin before going to the zoo, but I wouldn’t suggest it.

But hey, you do you, and I will do me…

With a little help from the completely asymmetrical crack squirrels living in my head.

My way is much cheaper and almost as much fun.









I see a slothtols, a tigeregit, a gorillallirog….
and a push-me-pull-you