I am going to type a few quotes, and you just have to tell me who said them… and bonus points if you know which ones were said by real people and which were said by fictional characters…
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- Billions of bilious blistering blue barnacles…
2. We have met the enemy, and he is us…
3. Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking your shoes off…
4. I know this defies the law of gravity, but you see, I never studied the law…
5. It would be so nice if something made sense for a change…
6. A bruise is a lesson, and each lesson makes us better…
7. The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem…
8. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter…
9. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us…
10. A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting…









They were all said by real people, because fictional people are real too. Right?
I suppose, in the sense that fictional people were all created by real people, you have me on a technicality…
Don’t tell me my imaginary friends aren’t real!
I would never do that!
Well, I know that #4 is Bugs Bunny, and # 8 is Yoda, so… that’s a start…
That is not bad… I didn’t want to make them too easy… good job!