Okay, technically, this isn’t really a  (fake) spoiler for the new Star Wars movie at all… this is just a reminder to all evil intergalactic empires not to even think about coming here and messing with planet  Earth…  seriously…  if you make it past the military and the cops, you still have to deal with extremists, religious zealots, racists, militias, rednecks, bikers, gang-bangers,  assorted free-range mental patients, and a few billion Chinese people coming at you out of the coal smog… hell, you will lose half your storm troopers just taking on the republican presidential candidates… that is a whole army of pure stupid just right there!