How about if one year, we try being NICE to each other and visit each other and buy presents for each other, and wear festive colors, and sing silly songs, and decorate things and hang colored lights for 11 months, and then treat each other like crap for two or three weeks, maybe in December, I haven’t decided yet. Or how about August, when we are all hot and crabby anyway, that would work for me…
Also, this plan would allow us to do our present shopping during those fabulous sales… that now take place right after the ‘traditional’ Christmas.
Just sayin’.
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Yes, I know this is an old post, and it is a little sarcastic to use as the opening post in a series that claims to be getting you in the mood for Christmas… but it still cracks me up… and it is still a good idea…










Will this be related to when a person actually celebrates the new year? Because Jews celebrate the new year in September, Chinese in March, and it could get confusing is we treat each other like crap on different schedules.
well it works fine when we do it without a schedule… so…