And I mean all of you. Terrorists, freedom fighters, militants, murderers, psychopaths, supremacists, anarchists, extremely angry, disgruntled people… I mean all of you. And that includes anybody who is thinking of killing themselves. Just don’t do it. Not today. If we can make it through one day, then maybe we can try it for a whole week… and then a month… and then a year. I mean, really, what’s the worst that can happen?
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I am going to reblog a few posts about terrorism, or things I have written directly to the terrorists… because, as you may recall, we were just in Paris during the summer, and my heart is breaking, and the only weapon I have in the war on terror is my humor… and one brigade of crack squirrels… that seldom venture outside my cranium…









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Can we please kill the terrorists? Pleeeeeeese?
ok… go ahead…
Yay!
We want pictures
Let’s take it a step further. Don’t let your anger spill over into other lives. Take a breath first, try to get a better perspective on why that person who just bumped into you isn’t paying attention to where they are going. Try to walk through a crowd with a smile on your face, not a scowl.
And love yourself. Love your life.
Well sure… if you want to make a real point with well-crafted words and real sentiment with an actual chance of working, I guess we could try that… well played!
It won’t be easy but I’ll give it my best shot.
an ironic twist of words, but we appreciate your efforts.
I aim to please
sigh