I used the mutant making machine to give myself a nose job. Maybe I thought it would help me to not forget things… but now I can’t remember if that was why I did it or not. What I do know is this; If you hear me getting ready to sneeze… run… and don’t look back.
Oh, and it is sort of cool. I can walk around under water, and if I stick it straight up, it works as a snorkel. And it is fun to lay in the backyard on hot days pretending I am a sprinkler.
Now, give me a peanut.









Reblogged this on perfectlyfadeddelusions and commented:
Suits you sir.
ummm… yay?
Sorry I had just watched a tv show where they have characters saying that, and my brain automatically thought good idea Trudi.
Sorry about that, I didn’t mean to offend you.
I really don’t get offended that easily… I am just silly.
Those things always do sound like a good idea, before…
tell me about it
On the other hand, it does have it’s uses, right? sooooo maybe not so bad afterall.
then there is that