Pick your mustache with care!
You do not want people to make fun of you, and the wrong mustache choice runs the risk of making you seem less threatening.
In fact, even if you have no plans to become a dictator, your choice of which mustache to cultivate is an important one.
It can define the way people see you.
Make sure you do not end up with someone else’s mustache.
Today I am going to try something new. I am going to spend half my time playing in Photoshop, and the other half doing a series of blog posts. I apologize for this, in advance, but you know how I am. I have chosen mustaches for the topic because as you know… (if you have bothered to read my blog from the beginning and have seen the adorable pictures of me when I was growing up)… I have had a mustache since I was about fourteen. I do this because if I do not, then it always looks like I am smiling in a smirky sort of a way, and I do not want people to think I am smirking at them constantly. Or that I am smiling all the time. Also, I look good in a mustache, and I took the trouble to find one that looks at home on my face.
Now, adieu, my friends, and I shall see you again soon.
Pouring My Art Out 
I want to be an evil CEO, so what should my facial hair look like?
Any Hipster look will be fine
I remember my Dad saying that in the early 1930s, many folks didn’t take Hitler serious because of his mustache. The only person who had THAT type was Charlie Chaplin.
(In fact, when I got the picture of our Bernese Mountain Dog from the breeder in 1993, I immediately called my husband and said: “He’s the cutest puppy ever. We have to get him. Only we have to name him “Adolph.” We DID get him, but fortunately recalled that Charlie Chaplin had the same ‘stache. So we named him Charlie.
That is awesome… those are my favorite kind of dog!
They are beautiful and THE BEST with kids (Jacob was 1 yr when we go Charlie. We moved to Switzerland with him, but he died shortly thereafter. 😥
I have never met one that wasn’t sweet
There’s one in this story/video:
Little Fawn Doesn’t Want To Leave Her Hero
https://www.thedodo.com/little-deer-leave-her-rescuer-1418770786.html
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I don’t want to be an evil dictator… which is just as well since I also don’t want to have a mustache. I adore them though… mustaches, not evil dictators
but so many of them had such awesome ones… not Hitler though… his was just stupid.
True, and those whiskery lip warmers do tickle delightfully… however, my life is a dictator free zone.
Tina: Are you perhaps in the market for a slightly aged dictator?
with mustache?
oh my
Ever notice that very few dictators manage to retire…
Yep, seems top be a terminal position…
I don’t know why I am even applying for the job…
Why? Are they going cheap? Wonder what the resale for one of those is on ebay?
can’t give ’em away… ha!
Wellll I do know a couple folks who might want one in their dungeon… but only if they’re going cheap
hey now
You need to find a new song, we already did that one… I think?
This time it is from a Grateful Dead song…
Awwww well… that does fit
ha
We could play… dungeons and dictators
snakes and bladders
like ummmm fish bladders?
sure… let’s go with that
mmmhmmm
yup
So we can’t start a business making little potato snacks called dictator-tots?
Bwah ha ha ha they’d probably sell
they might
nope
good answer… anyway, that is my job around here… so…
what???
being the dictator… just not an evil one
you are one
that’s my point
Great
yup
raelly
royally
yup
uh huh
yes yes yes
ha ha ha
Guten
gluten
yes
si
i love u
oh, stop
Cute!
it gets better