Daily Archives: October 4, 2015

Turns out that whole ‘happy as a clam’ thing is a myth…

Now oysters, on the other hand, really are happy all the time… because they are always ready for ‘sexy time’… which is why we eat them when want to get ready for ‘sexy time’… which, ironically, the oysters are not … Continue reading

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