I have had a mustache since I was 14. The reason for that is amusing, and I have posted about it. Go ahead… type; ‘mustache’ into the little search bar thing… we will wait for you… So far I have resisted the temptation to grow a beard. By the time I figured it would come in thick and luxurious, it was already turning gray. I know, you see a lot of pictures of me where I look like maybe I am growing a beard, but there is a difference between being lazy and growing a beard.
I have warned my wife… and all of you… that when my hair turned completely gray, I was growing the full long hair and beard like Gandalf, and then walking around in a cloak carrying a big stick. But anyway, I haven’t shaved since our last week in Europe, and it is starting to come in nicely… and I am not talking about some well-groomed hipster beard. I am talking full on lumberjack/pirate/wizard/biker/sailor beard… oh, yeah.
I will try to avoid posting any new pictures of myself until it is crazy long. This will not be easy for me, but why spoil the surprise?
Pouring My Art Out 
Oh great. Duck Dynasty Art.
ha
So, in a way, the beard is your European souvenir…
I think you have something there
I think “big” stick might be a bit of an exagerration, eh?
nope
must…see…progress…no really, the cloak and stick thing is kinda cool
I will post progress reports if that is the wish of the people!
ok…I do like the cloak idea too…
I already have the cloak… with the hood… black with red lining… in my huge (tall) size… but I do need a good wizard hat.
sounds like fun…that may become my outfit of choice when i’m no longer a wage slave
it is nice to have a retirement plan…
indeed
yup
Oh ye the god of photoshop – why for wouldst thoust not shop different types of beads onto your pic and see what they would look like?
I just did a whole bunch of funny beard posts and I did do that a couple times
But you gotta post the progress..
I do?
yes
ok