My official papers have arrived…
There is the master title deed to my land in Scotland…
There is my official declaration of Lordship…
There is my official ID card that doth proclaim me to be a Lord!
And if that isn’t enough to convince you, here is my new official family portrait…
I know, my hair has turned silver from the stress of Lording over people… wait… I forgot me bagpipes!
Okay, that is really a Lego figure of me as a Lord of Scotland made by my good friend, Not A Punk Rocker over at; https://notapunkrocker.wordpress.com/ But when I get a few years older and I start growing my hair long again, that is exactly what I am going to look like.
Here is one more look at the official crest or ‘coat of arms’ of Glencoe, Scotland…
I trust you are suitably impressed.
Pouring My Art Out 
All hail His Lordship the Crack Squirrel. Let us hope that monkeys are not beneath him now.
I never had a monkey beneath me…
Lord of Glencoe sounds to me like you’re the manager of a box store.
That is what I thought at first, but after beating a few serfs I felt better
So you’re outsourcing minion work to serfs now?
Serfs work my land, minions help me conquer the world.
Ha!
my arm is so tired
Very impressive! Me Lord.
Leslie
That’s the spirit!
Most undoubtedly, your Lord!!!
or is that ‘my Lord’???
Oh you are right. I hope I didn’t offend!?
Not at all… I am still pretty new to this whole Lord thing.
I did not see King anywhere in that..but none the less congrats!
thanks… King Arthur goes without saying
pft
ha