Normally I would never suggest that you flirt with a strange man on the internet… and I am one of the strangest men on the internet… but because I am happily married and have two daughters and I am also a really nice guy who would never take something like this seriously, and besides I have no idea where you live but I bet it is pretty far away from me so you should be perfectly safe.

So come on ladies… and hey, if you guys want to try this, I have no problem with that at all…

Get your flirt on!!!

No… you know the way this works by now…

Do not get all flirty here…

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To get you in the mood, I will now put up a picture of me when I was younger… If you look at this picture closely, you can see my nipple… because I invented the wardrobe malfunction… I also invented that pose with the hand in the hair, but do I get credit for that? NO, I do not.

I think I was 22 in that picture. I worked in the art department at the Tower Records store in Berkeley California. This is right before I met my wife. Me and the guys in the art department were having a contest to see who could… uh… romance the most women in one month.

I won.

And I didn’t have to resort to getting anybody drunk, either.

Although… and I am not proud of this… I might have played the same original love song on my guitar and sang to each of them while sort of leaving them with the impression that I wrote that song just for them… all 13 of them…

Hey, does it sound like I had time to write 13 brand new love songs?

A guy has to sleep some time.