Here is another little poem I pulled from my magic drawers full of ‘schnitzel’… (I think, if Snoop Dog was to say ‘sh*t’ in that special language of his, that is how it would sound…[if he was German])…

Anyway, here it is, just as I jotted it down however many years ago, on some small note paper sheets…

I think I will call it…

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The Cat In The Hat Is Fat And All That…

The cat in the hat has grown exceedingly fat,

He ate pies and cakes as he sat and he sat,

He ate roasted mutton and the occasional rat,

And his metabolism just couldn’t cope with all that…

Yes the cat in the hat is quite fat, and I fear,

If he continues this way he will not long be here,

He is fond of his sweets and drinks way too much beer,

Yes the cat…