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No… I will not clam up…

I would never be that shellfish…

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Why do we say; happy as a clam???

Are clams happy? What does a clam have to be happy about? Or is it because the shape of their shell makes them look like they are smiling? Somebody should Google that… or ask Seri… Serie? Sery? Seary? How the … Continue reading

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Turns out that whole ‘happy as a clam’ thing is a myth…

Now oysters, on the other hand, really are happy all the time… because they are always ready for ‘sexy time’… which is why we eat them when want to get ready for ‘sexy time’… which, ironically, the oysters are not … Continue reading

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Willie is coming to town… and I am as happy as a clam… whatever the heck that really means…

It is going to be a busy weekend. It is my wife’s high school reunion. And some of you may remember that Big Johnny, Willie’s dad, is an old school friend of my wife. So we are going to see … Continue reading

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