This one was commissioned by the same friend who wanted the bear with attitude from the last post. Required: Some tikis in a jungle, and some blue flowers. Green and blue, to match the colors in some room or other. The tikis are, for the most part, sketches of the tikis scattered throughout my backyard, carved by me, yours truly.

I should say, for the record, that when I say “Commissioned”, I mean, they came up with ideas, and I was just thrilled that someone wanted to hang my stuff in their house. I basically did it for free. Okay, fine, I made them promise to listen to a few episodes of my podcast. It was blackmail. Plain and simple. I have no shame.