Original.
ZOOOOOM! I like that there are smaller strands between the main strands. Is there another, smaller spider sharing the web, or can this one make two sizes of web???
Original photo.
ZAP! I like the way that order is mixed with the chaos. No spider web is actually perfectly symmetrical.
He got lazy in the middle.
I guess he figured that, hey, that jerk is going to come out and spray my web with that stupid mister/spray bottle, so why should I bust my as… uh… abdomen??? And that is Mister stupid mister to you, spider!
A perfectly nice picture.
Sublime artistic transcendence.
Nice.
Nicer. I am still trying to figure out if I can somehow use my digital photographic microscope on a wet web… without getting the lens all wet.
Meh…
Oh, yeah!
Pouring My Art Out 
I know you are trying to keep this family-friendly, but I suppose you could say that a spider busts his ass – after all, that is where he’s pulling the thread from.
I have to Google that. They can’t literally be shitting web can they???
It’s probably not technically shitting, but the spiders do pull out the string out of a general location that could only be described (unscientifically) as the ass.
Oh, well, yeah, then that.