That right there is a towel-hanging rack… I hope… in the guest bathroom at my wife’s aunt and uncle’s house. I thought it would be fun to try to outdo one another thinking up clever names.
My contribution is this:
The Rockattes!
See, it is a play on the Rockettes, the famous line of high-kicking female dancers in New York… because the cats look like they are high-kicking… but you pronounce it ‘raw-cats’… but then the crack squirrels that live in my head made me think about what it would look like if you sent a bunch of the real Rockettes to a taxidermist… a really sick taxidermist… and had them stuffed and mounted in mid-kick… and what would you call that… and what would you hang on their feet?
See, just be glad you don’t have crack squirrels living in your cranium!
Pouring My Art Out 
Sod the can-can, do the cat-cat because the cat can can-can
we may have a winner, folks!
Mewed have thought it.
How meow, brown cat
crown bat
is that a mixed alcoholic beverage or a punk band?
It’s either an alcoholic band or a beverage punk
drunk punk???
tee-total punk drunk
pee-bottle dump truck
Kicking kitties.
Your crack squirrels are whack, thinkin bout that towel rack.
As a side note, that would give me stage fright.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet they got it at the same place I got my duck-butt coatrack!
undoubtedly
CATatonic CATlings! (We “hang” together, and extend our paws in awe of you!)
oh yeah!!!
Can-can kittehs
sweeeeet
Nuremburg Ralley Cats…?
Nuremburg War Crime Trial Cats…