I don’t like to let my jokes go…

My family was complaining about that just this morning… but, hey, if I make up a joke, I treat it like an Apache warrior treats a stolen horse when he is in a hurry to get somewhere… I ride it hard and fast until it drops dead, eat some of it raw, then I cut out its large intestine, and fill it with water, slinging it over my shoulder and using it as a canteen…

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9 Responses to I don’t like to let my jokes go…

  1. markmhamann's avatar markmhamann says:

    You fill the bladder.

  2. Hahahaha! That could be a funny quality in itself. People will argue for both sides. I however vote to quickly act as though you said something boring. Drop another big thing on them.

  3. JMC813's avatar JMC813 says:

    Punchline…….You can lead a horse to water but you can’t cut out it’s large intestine and use it as a canteen so that you can drink the water he probably wasn’t going to drink anyway. LOL.

  4. Elyse's avatar Elyse says:

    Bladder. You fill the bladder.

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