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Turns out that whole ‘happy as a clam’ thing is a myth…

Posted on October 4, 2015 by pouringmyartout

Now oysters, on the other hand, really are happy all the time… because they are always ready for ‘sexy time’… which is why we eat them when want to get ready for ‘sexy time’… which, ironically, the oysters are not … Continue reading →

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I’m glad that people no longer use the expression: the world is your oyster…

Posted on June 23, 2014 by pouringmyartout

Because not everybody likes oysters. I mean, I guess life can be like an oyster… It can be very difficult to get into, and it can be very messy once you do get into it… the odds are you aren’t … Continue reading →

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