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Climate change… part 5…

Headline News: Mitt Romney today toured the areas devastated by the recent super storm. He gave a very moving and impassioned speech insisting that climate change is a hoax, and even if it isn’t, the God that he loves must have … Continue reading

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The new, improved Mitt…

Now he can talk out of both sides of his face… or rather out of his two faces… at the same time. And coming soon from the oh-so-caring Republican party: Rape and incest baby adoption clinics… Because every life is … Continue reading

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I have a dream… Part 6…

Last night I dreamed that I joined the Republican party… The thing about that party is that it isn’t really much of a party at all. I didn’t really fit in. The music was lame. And the snacks were all … Continue reading

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I have a dream… Part 5…

Why can’t my brain just behave like normal people’s brains? Even when I have an ordinary run-of-the-mill dream, things just go askew somehow. Everybody dreams that they can fly now and then. I have these dreams. I dream that I have … Continue reading

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I have a dream… Part 4…

This is a new dream… I had a dream that Mitt Romney kept changing his point of view so fast that the friction caused his head to spontaneously combust. To my way of thinking, this was not a nightmare.

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So…

I have been thinking about it quite a bit, and I am going to take a break from posting chapters of the novel. My master plan for world domination involved using my hit stats and your clever comments as leverage … Continue reading

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If Conan the barbarian was alive today… part 1…

I would like to see him playing professional football… But maybe he would rather be a lawyer… I would love it if he became a police officer… Oh, yeah, we could all sleep soundly with Conan fighting on the side of … Continue reading

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Are you sure you’re a Doctor?

Because I am pretty sure I don’t keep any money in there…

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Altered states of mind…

I found some film of our old friend Romney. I decided to slow it down and examine it, and I wasn’t too surprised to find that he was changing his mind about some important issue. This happens quite frequently, but … Continue reading

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Still, it was a good idea…

Mitt Romney and his crack campaign staff were saddened today when they found out that they couldn’t use their new slogan for their foreign policy plan… Because ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ was already taken…

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