A Recycled Christmas… part 1…

T’was the night before the election, and all through my gut

My last meal was stirring, and shooting straight out of my butt

The pollsters had been certain Hillary would win it with ease

Who would actually vote for that pussy-grabbing sleaze?

Absolutely no one was laying all snug in their bed

As we watched on the map, states turn blue or turn red

And as the map turned redder than a really bad crime scene

We began to ask ourselves, just what would this mean?

Well, let me tell you what it means, you racists and thugs

You Trump-supporting Nazis and human-shaped slugs

It means that you won, and for now, you are happy

And it means that for all of us, life’s about to get crappy

It means the future of our planet rests with climate change deniers

It means flooding and storms, it means famine and fires

It means unregulated smokestacks vomiting filth in the air

It means no choices for women, and no fucking healthcare

It means a supreme court that will put corporations before people

It means freedom of religion… as long as there is a cross on the steeple

It means that people of color will be living in fear

It means our election was decided by a guy named Vladimir

It means Donald will drain the swamp, and replace what we had

With ass-hats who will end up being ten times as bad

So enjoy it while you can, if you voted for Trump

Because you’ll be living right beside us… in a vast, toxic dump

When you let Nazis help extinguish lady liberty’s lamp

Don’t be surprised if you end up locked up in a camp


Oh yeah, who can forget that magical year when America began its slide from grace.

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2 Responses to A Recycled Christmas… part 1…

  1. LOL!!! I really laughed at “human-shaped slugs”!

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