If you are a white person who is scared of black men, here is an interesting fact: Black men come in all shapes, sizes and temperaments.  One of the defining factors in this phenomenon is the amount of testosterone in each individual. Too much testosterone, and any man might punch you in the face… or bite off your ear.

Also, not all black men who have abundant testosterone are going to be jerks. That is another way that all races are alike. I am only saying that, when it comes to trouble, testosterone is usually the culprit.

Maybe we can find a way to suck some of the testosterone out of the people who need a little less of it. And then give some to Urkel.