I have been doing a thing for the last two weeks, a thing I am not supposed to tell you about before or during the thing… not one of those ‘so the thing is’ things that always creep into my posts… but the thing is… oh, I guess there is one of those kinds of things too… so I guess we have a ‘thing one’ and a ‘thing two’… ha, see what I did there (?), I got a little Doctor Seuss on you… but anyway, the thing is… uh, this is the thing that is now ‘the thing is’ thing and not the thing that this post is about… but I am going to be done with the thing… the ‘thing’ I am now almost done doing, not this ‘the thing is’ thing that I am now… okay, now I can’t remember which of the things I am trying to finish, the first thing or the second thing… come on, try to keep up, this isn’t rocket science… (I am totally kidding, even I got lost trying to follow along with that… stupid crack squirrels)…
Okay, I am almost done doing the thing, and soon I will be posting a lot of pictures… for a very exciting reason, because I got a thing for Christmas that helps with that, but we should probably not introduce a whole new thing into this post… and I am probably going to do so many posts about this Christmas that it will be next Christmas before I finish. And I have awesome things to post about, and exciting things to post about, and cool and weird and fun things to post about, and some really great people to post about… and that is a lot of things about a lot of things.
On a personal note, if you followed along with even a tiny bit of all that, I love you… because the thing is… and this is the best thing ever… it means you really get me.
Oh, and one last thing… sorry… but I came up with an awesome one line joke the other day whilst commenting to someone, and I did it as a tweet, but it is too short to do a whole post about, so I will just stick it in here:
Practice safe text… use a conundrum…
Pouring My Art Out 
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
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That is the town of Rothenburg
This reminds me of Monty Python, the skit when John Cleese is a female paleontologist. “She” says something like, I have this theory, and it is mine, because it’s my theory, and so it is mine. That’s a rough memory of it, which is why I can’t directly quote it. Then “she” goes on to say that dinosaurs are small at the front (head), get big in the middle, and get small again at the end (tail), and I think they show an image of a brontosaurus.
where are we going with this
we’re there
I like it here
it’s rather nice, isn’t it
it really is
I get you Arthur.
I know you do… that is why we are all crazy about you… I mean me and the squirrels… not that t-nert guy…
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I have the word “thing” in my brain for some reason..
It is a good word
You mean like lol?
no… not like that at all…
pft
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Every “thing” in its place.
Leslie
Every little thing you do is magic
Terrifying. I was thinking the exact same thing.
ha
Huh?
Sigh
I am in a conundrum trying to figure out your thing.
That is all I ask
Sweetie, the thing is that unless you have a “thang” more than two you won’t have a few buttttt it’s your thang soooo I’m off to Birmingham to see a Satanic goat statue, ya’ll have fun
It can’t argue with that… I don’t think…