The Hastywords war… Part 4…

I am still trying to put a stop to the cruel rumors spread by my friend Hastywords;

http://hastywords.wordpress.com/

in that post she did called ‘THE REAL PMAO’.

In the first place, she had the nerve to stick my head on her body!

a 5Now normally I do not get offended when women want to stick my head on their bodies… ummm… you know what I mean, get your head out of the gutter… But then she went on to make fun of my modeling career. How rude.

It is absolutely true that I dabbled in modeling. I was asked to pose for an art class I took once, and it just sort of took off from there. And she was right when she said that my huge boobs helped my career. But this was due mostly to an unfortunate genetic mutation that I had no control over, which arose from a bad case of hoof and mouth disease that I somehow caught as a youngster…

a 8    After the antibiotics… and some rather extensive surgery, I went into more straightforward types of modeling. But the demands were too great. They just want you to be too thin…

a 9Here is a picture from my most popular photo shoot… I can’t remember if it was for High Times or Hot Hippy Magazine, but notice that I invented the ‘wardrobe malfunction’ and the ‘hand in the hair’ pose…

a 2 a copyNow here is a real, untouched photo from her blog. Oh, what is that I see? The patented ‘hand in the hair’ pose? You owe me some royalties, lady!

a 1 bI invented that pose in like 1979 or 1980, so don’t even try to say it’s yours.

Oh, and if you really want to play the head switching game, take this!

a 2 aWhoops… your head seems to be a little too big for my body…

(Ha… oh man… I kill me)…

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18 Responses to The Hastywords war… Part 4…

  1. Pingback: PMAO VS HASTYWORDS | hastywords

  2. hastywords says:

    Lol you assume that is my body. And I look good on your body 🙂

  3. Gray Dawster says:

    Someone added that the first picture left them speechless, of course I on the other hand have lots to say about it but that is for another comment, besides I wouldn’t want to show favouritism for the best parts of any given photograph no matter who’s portion is more pleasing 🙂 lol

  4. joehoover says:

    Good grief, that first picture…I have no words

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