You really do care…

I am sorry if I alarmed anyone. I am in the S.F. Bay Area. A friend got married. I will be back soon, and I will have a lot of great pictures and some funny stories. I didn’t want to announce that I would be out of town… (Ha!, take that blog-following-burglars)… (And just so you know, some of us are home now… armed with guns and crossbows and big pots of boiling oil and a mean dog that still smells a little like a skunk, and there are rattlesnakes by our front door… if you don’t believe me, go back and read some more of my earlier posts)… (see how I cleverly tied in our home security system with a cheap attempt to get the blog-following-burglars to read more of my stuff?)…

I am typing this on my mom’s computer, so I am keeping it simple. I really am sorry if people thought something had happened to me. It touches me deeply that you care so much. All my life I have been in the habit of disappearing unexpectedly. If you do not hear from me for a while now and then, just assume I am having an adventure… or that I am laying in wait to ambush blog-following-burglars…

If something bad does happen to me, I will leave instructions with Jessica to do a post so that you can all write your best eulogies…

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20 Responses to You really do care…

  1. Mooselicker says:

    I figured I imagined you and everything about your life. It’s happened before. It will happen again.

  2. Personally I thought all your reflecting on your trip abroad made you want to go again so you hopped on the first flight out….hmmm….

  3. elroyjones says:

    I suspected you were out there in the world screwin’ off and having a good time… .

  4. I wasn’t worried (sowwy). I thought you were just trying to build suspense (or crank up a few extra hits from people trying to track you down.) I knew you didn’t run out of material. Be seeing you…

  5. Dear pmao,

    Phew, I thought you’d run off to be with Dick or Conan or someone equally as special to you.

    Love Dotty xxx

    • Well, my dear, there is no one as equally special to me as Conan… and you… and I would run of with either of you, as long as it was to attack Dick… assuming we are talking about Dick Cheney…

  6. persuaded2go says:

    The funnest part was replaying the thing I did with my nostrils on the security camera when I tripped over the final laser beams and set the alarm off (good thing the cop was cute). I wasn’t worried about you…I was worried about me. I need to figure out how to get the moving van loaded before you get home. Say hi to your mom.

  7. GingerSnaap says:

    Gawd! Have you no morals?? I thought we meant something to you.

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